Here's what people are saying about Bubba’s Samples:
- He’s steadily grown older without ever actually approaching maturity.
- That boy is about as sharp as a cue ball
- He's ridin' a gravy train on biscuit wheels.
- Funnier than a retard eatin hotwings.
- He's a nice enough guy, but I don't think he has enough chlorine in his gene pool.
- Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
- He's so stupid, he thinks cheerios are donut seeds!
- He’s more fun than a tornado in a trailer park.
- His family tree looks like a totem pole.
- If stupid could fly, he’d be a jet.
- As of yet, Bubba has never overlooked the importance of regular, continuous breathing.
- He never worries about getting his IQ and belt size mixed up
- He has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
- He's almost as smart as people say he thinks he is.
- He’s so ugly, he could trick or treat over the telephone.
- He thinks a subdivision is part of a math problem.
- He considers a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
- He tries to daydream….but his mind just keeps wandering……..
- His family tree doesn’t fork
- Duct tape is just like Bubba Samples. It has a light side, a dark side,
and it holds the universe together. - If duct tape don't fix'r then you're not using enough duct tape.